Friday, April 24, 2009

Spartan vs Ninja

Spartan
Close: Short Sword
Mid range: Spear
Far: javelin
Special Weapon: Shield
+armoured from head to toe

Ninja
Close: Ninjato(a long sword used by the ninja)
Mid range: Black Egg (an egg full of glass or pepper that is thrown at the eyes)
Far: Shuriken( a spike star that ninja throw) & Blowgun
Special Weapon: Kusarigama(a wooden stick with metal hook on the end tha look like somethin you would mine with; on the other end is a 14 foot chain and a ball)

From far range the Spartan only has a single javeline which is not all that accurate in one on one combat. The Ninja has the shuriken and the blowgun. This is not really which weapon is better but which weapon sucks less. The shuriken is not lethal but the blow gun is. The javelin is lethal if it strikes but that is unlikely. I guess this ones will go to the Ninja just because a spartan would have no clue how deadly the dart is and might look at how small it is and laugh and think it is not deadly.

From mid range the Spartan has the spear, long deadly every hit and can even kill you just by swinging it sideways without any necessarily stabbing motion. The ninja might not stand infront of the Spartan but he doesn't have to. The spear is long too. The ninja has the black egg, a non deadly egg fully of glass that if it hits the eye will likely blind or blur then Spartans vision. Of course this won't stop the spartan from just stabbing the Ninja after. Its not easy to poke someon in th eye, I have been in plenty of fights, its not easy to throw sand in someones, eye, I have tried it, people are not dumb they turn their heads. You see someone pull back their arm, and you have a 4 foot shield you duck, its that simple, Spartans were master of ducking under the shield and stabbing. If the Ninja wants to hit with the black egg, he must stand still which is certain death,. Hands down Spartan

At close range the ninja has a short sword, the spartan has a huge shield, good armour and a 20 blade inch knife. Know its nice to think the ninja could jump up over the spartans shield and stab him a trillion times. In reality though if the ninja gets close to Spartan he just runs him over with the shield and smashed in his head. The shield of the spartan is the perfect weapon. It kills when it hits, its huge and provides defence. While the Ninja had other weapons like Kusarigama the Spartan will not stand around and watch him swing his ball, he will throw his spear put hid head behind his shield charge the ninja and try to chop him good.

This was a bad matchup in my opnion, there is no situation I could imagine the ninja winning unless the spartan was retarded. I'm not sure if any warrior besides the USA Navy Seal could really beat a spartan. The Sparatan shield cannot be penetrated by metal weapons not counting firearms, the ninjas weapon in the show literally bounced off of the spartan armour. Even if the spartan was sleeping a ninja could not even chop his head off.

The only way to beat a Spartan would be to use some kind of weapon that causes blunt force trauma like the Kanabo. TRy using a kanabo against a Sparata and get a nice spear in the eye. The Sparatans would destroy their enemies, even when Sparta lost wars, they stilled killed more of the enemy then they lost. Ninjas were really Samurais who did not follow the Samurai code, so a Ninja killed people in their sleep, stabbed them in their back, did things stricktly forbidden in Samurai code.

While the show liked to portray the ninja as someone who could fight well, the reality was that Ninjas did not fight, they killed. If you are a Samurai and hate some other guy who you can't beat in a fair fight, you higher a ninja, to throw a black egg in his face or shoot him with a blow dart or throw a couple shurikens at him when he is not wearing armour. A ninja would not fight one on one with a spartan if he could because a ninja did not fight, they stabbed people in their sleep, and threw eggs in people faces, ninjas disable people, they don't win wars.

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